From the
Irish Dictionary
Artery:
The study of paintings.
Barium:
What doctors do when patients die?
Benign:
What you be, after you be eight.
Caesarean Section: A neighbourhood in Rome.
Cauterise:
Made eye contact with her.
Coma:
A punctuation mark.
Dilate:
To live long.
Enema:
Not a friend.
Fester:
Quicker than someone else.
Fibula:
A small lie.
Impotent:
Distinguished, well known.
Labour Pain: Getting hurt at work.
Nitrates:
Cheaper than day rates.
Outpatient:
A person who has fainted.
Post Operative: A letter carrier.
Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.
Rectum:
Nearly killed him.
Seizure:
A Roman emperor.
Tablet:
A small table.
Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport.
Tumors:
One plus one more.
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